"And finally, a note about beaver butts. They smell delightful."

‒Hank Green

283 notes

"The infernal day star is shining its radiation down upon us, I can feel it giving me cancer."

‒Hank Green

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"You will die. Your feet will fall off of your body, they will be removed from your body."

‒Hank Green

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"You will never touch as many strangers as you will today."

‒Hank Green

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"I’m gonna kill everybody in the room."

‒Hank Green

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"I want to watch a movie where Pizza John merchandise comes to life and if you let it eat pizza it turns evil and destroys things and re-programs traffic lights and stuff."

‒Hank Green

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edwardspoonhands:

gracehelbig:

shuhannazy:

Hank is doing panels right.

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Oh…thanks, Grace.

edwardspoonhands:

gracehelbig:

shuhannazy:

Hank is doing panels right.

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Oh…thanks, Grace.

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"Well, I am evil."

‒Hank Green

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"I am your government."

‒Hank Green

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"That’s not unusual, I mean, we all bite each other sometimes."

‒Hank Green

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