"REGULAR HUMAN EYEBALLS!!"

‒Hank Green

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"The captain is still being attacked by a behemoth moth."

‒Hank Green

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"I have landed on a planet that is not my own to try and find food for my planet."

‒Hank Green

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"Yeah, I’ve eaten fifteen sailors, yes I have. Fifteen sailors, I ate them."

‒Hank Green

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"Who is the guy with the electrodes measuring the quivering of the pig genitalia?"

‒Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)

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"My mouth is so big. So easy to kill sailors now."

‒Hank Green

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"Why are we talking? Why aren’t we torturing?"

‒Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)

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"I am the most amazing sperm whale of all time."

‒Hank Green

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"I am the king, the king of the nerds!"

‒Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)

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"I know, I shouldn’t be so excited about killing people. But they’re killing me and I have no choice."

‒Hank Green

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