"I’m assembling a giant teacup."

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"Out of my way, orphans!"

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"I love this elephant, it sounds kind of like Zoidberg speaking Korean."

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"So when you kill that poop-shooting Nintendo with your wind-turbine, that is actually my voice screaming, “Holy giraffe sex!”"

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"And finally, a note about beaver butts. They smell delightful."

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"The infernal day star is shining its radiation down upon us, I can feel it giving me cancer."

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"You will die. Your feet will fall off of your body, they will be removed from your body."

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"You will never touch as many strangers as you will today."

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"I’m gonna kill everybody in the room."

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"I want to watch a movie where Pizza John merchandise comes to life and if you let it eat pizza it turns evil and destroys things and re-programs traffic lights and stuff."

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