"I didn’t realize I was going to encounter a potato of my former murderer."

‒Hank Green

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"Look at my little butt on your screen."

‒Hank Green

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"Why do I name everything Jeff?"

‒Hank Green

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"Why did you put me in here with the giant spikes, Charlie?"

‒Hank Green

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"We have a totally appropriate number of tarantulas."

‒Hank Green

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"A spiky plate came down on my head. No, that’s an entirely new development."

‒Hank Green

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"Glad to have this baby on my head."

‒Hank Green

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"If you explode, it’s gonna be bad."

‒Hank Green

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"It’s hard to make out with your girlfriend when you’ve got an Oculus on."

‒Hank Green

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"There’s my, like, flaming carcass."

‒Hank Green

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