"I kinda feel weird about not having that D&D street cred."

‒Hank Green

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"Hey, just so you know, I have a medical condition where sometimes I have to run screaming out of the room."

‒Hank Green

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"I was like, so excited about farts."

‒Hank Green

"Sorry you can’t reach out and literally slap our face right now."

‒Hank Green

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"Quick, destroy your own ship so you can manufacture LEGO studs."

‒Hank Green

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"I’m gonna give you a kiss with my trident. Trident kissed!"

‒Hank Green

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"Using the bones of my adversaries to build a ladder."

‒Hank Green

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"Each of us have three nine year olds inside of us."

‒Hank Green

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"Oh that’s so not cool. It’s like Luke Skywalker if he had a meth problem."

‒Hank Green

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"You’re stupid, so I’m going to kill you."

‒Hank Green

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